No sooner had the man from Beirut disappeared off the radar screen – when his request for free samples of four inch caviar spoons was rejected – than A N Other turned up, also looking for 100 caviar spoons. “Er, two and a half inch?”.
No way Jose. If you’re splashing out on caviar, only the 4 inchers will do.
“Sorry, but we don’t have 100 of those in stock.”
Oh, you’re such a disappointment.
I bet her client drives one of those silly new Range Rovers with the crushed back.
However, losing the sales of 200 caviar spoons in ten days has to be a bit of a signpost. James is onto his man in deepest China for some four inchers.
Stand by, status seekers… Whatever you drive.